Although young Ned knew he couldn’t taste the pie, lest the fruit rot again, he didn’t care. The mere smell of it made him feel, if only for an hour, exactly like he wanted to feel: safe and warm and loved. Which is why he became The Pie Maker.
These are just the right mix of douchy and nerdy I was looking for.
No Swinggity | Minimatic
there are 2 types of people on this planet:
People who love swing, and liars.
this is exactly what i hoped it was
Good news: I found the missing oven knob and figured out why the garbage disposal sounded so terrifying.
Bad news: I found the missing oven knob and figured out why the garbage disposal sounded so terrifying…
Because every day deserves a little something sweet.
In honor of National Cheesecake Day, on 7/30 and 7/31 you can get any slice at half price at The Cheesecake Factory!*
*One slice per guest. Dine-in only. Offer valid in US and Puerto Rico.
New from J.K. Rowling: Dumbledore’s Army Reunites At Quidditch World Cup Final
I’m pretty sure you’ve reached Legendary Status when the God of Skating, Tony Hawk looses his shit
That’s literally the move Christ Air from the first tony hawk pro skater game
HE REALLY DID IT